Conversation I had with Dawn yesterday

Dawn [showing me her belly]: See, I don't have that dark line on my belly this time.

Me: nope

Dawn: [perplexed look on face] What is that?

Me: that, my dear, is a little stretch mark.

Dawn: NO WAY!

Me: Yes.

Dawn. Oh my God!!!!

Dawn, you crack me up. And you have a beautiful cute baby belly.