Guess what our little boo can do now?

she's learned to read.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving yous guys. I wish we could be there with you. One day soon. I promise! Have an extra strong, extra spicy ceasar for me m'k?

Click this link for a happy holiday message from the Ingrams.

it can't really be monday tomorrow

Kenzie and I survived Sparks Camp







and Dad and Seb watched the buckeyes beat the crap out of Michigan.

Oh and we popped the playmobil cherry. I feel a new addiction coming on.

for CJ

Q: Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf?

A: To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time.


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One day in an elementary school in Ann Arbor Michigan , a teacher asks her class if the Michigan Wolverines are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Ohio State Buckeyes."

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan, my mom is a Buckeye fan, I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan."


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One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor . While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Michigan fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Buckeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Wolverine fan walks over to the Buckeye fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Buckeye fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Buckeye fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Wolverine, "I think this is another sign--we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Wolverine fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Wolverine fan hands it back to the Buckeye fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Buckeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."


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Q: What do Michigan and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!


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Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.


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Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?

A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.


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Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?

A: Because cats keep covering them up.


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Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?

A: A visitor.


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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.


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Q: Why should the University of Michigan change its name to the "Opossums"?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


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Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?

A: Drool


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Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Wolverine?

A: Six more weeks of bad football.


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General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie.

The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war."

The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish."

"Well," the General responds, "then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?"

After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."


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Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?

A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours


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Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?

A: Nothing. There are some things that a pig will not do.


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Q: How many University of Michigan freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.


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Ann Arbor News Report: Football practice in Ann Arbor was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field.

The head coach, Lloyd Carr, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.


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Q. What did the Michigan graduate say to the Ohio State graduate?

A. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"


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It was reported that Michigan head football coach Lloyd Carr will only be dressing twenty players for the Ohio State game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.


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Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.


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Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor ?

A: Columbus : 187 Miles


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Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.

As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"

Seeing this the OSU grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.

I'm going to be an auntie!

Andrea is 13 weeks pregnant!!! She is doing well. Nausea is starting to abate and she's got the tiniest little baby belly. She had an ultrasound last week and saw the head, body, arms, legs, fingers and toes. I saw an U/S picture today. The baby has the cutest little nose. I am so excited and happy for her and Chris.

recap

First of all, and most importantly. Our good friend Steve and Rachel got married last weekend. I am so excited and happy for them. CONGRATULATIONS STEVE AND RACHEL. I wish you many many many wonderful and happy years together. Now, start making babies :D

The last couple weeks in the Ingram household have been tough. The kids, CJ and I have all been sick. But I think we are all almost 100% (I have this nagging sinus thing... I am afraid it might be a sinus infection, but I hate going to the doctor. we'll see how long I can last).

The calendar is starting to book up quickly with Christmas parties and events in December. I am getting excited about Christmas.

We are about to embark on some major home renovations. We are getting our basement finished. I am so psyched. we'll end up with an extra 1000 sqft to hang out in, during the cold Canadian winter. We're planning on having a music room for CJ, a craft room for me and then a big open space for playing, pool table, big TV and entertainment area. I can NOT wait! WOOT

Omi took the kids overnight last night so CJ and I enjoyed some TV watching and were able to sleep in this morning. What a treat.